I Like To Wake Up Each Morning

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.