I Like To Wake Up Each Morning

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.