I Like When You Watch A Film

I Think We Can Leave Mullets Back In The '80's. Don't You? I'm Really Not A Big Fan Of Them. I Did Like The Permed Hair That I Had In It. That Was Great, And I Think That We Should Always Have '80's Music, Forever And Ever And Ever. I'm A Big Fan.

How Can You Not Love A Man Banging On The Drums? He Knows How To Keep A Rhythm.

I Have Been A Goof My Whole Life. I Wasn't Really The Popular Girl In School And Didn't Have Any Boyfriends In High School Because I Was A Nerd. I Was A Geek.

The Funny Thing Is That My Husband Couldn't Be Sweeter. He Looks Like This Bad Boy. He's Got Tattoos And Earrings And A Mohawk, But When You Talk To Him And He's Around You, He's Such A Gentleman. He Holds Doors For Ladies. He Pulls Out Chairs. He Cooks. He Cleans.

I Never Was Shy, But As Far As Telling Jokes, I'm The Worst. I Like Physical Comedy; It's Where I Feel Comfortable.