I Like Women. I Really Like Women.

I Haven't Laughed So Much Over Anything Since The Hogs Ate My Kid Brother.

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.

The Roof Might Fall In; Anything Could Happen.

Who Shot Him? I Asked. The Grey Man Scratched The Back Of His Neck And Said: Somebody With A Gun.

I've Been As Bad An Influence On American Literature As Anyone I Can Think Of.