I Liked The Koala, Wallaby, And I

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started