I Listen To Billy Joel. He Is

I'm Not Really Deaf; I Just Faked It To Win The Oscar Kidding.

When You're Up For An Award At The Oscars, Try As You Might, It's Hard To Concentrate On The Show.

If I Were Offered A Cochlear Implant Today, I Would Prefer Not To Have One. But That's Not A Statement About Hearing Aids Or Cochlear Implants. It's About Who You Are.

The Handicap Of Deafness Is Not In The Ear; It Is In The Mind.

It Was Ability That Mattered, Not Disability, Which Is A Word I'm Not Crazy About Using.