I Literally Pass Out When I See

I Could Be A Yoga Instructor. I'm Not Certified, But I Could Do It. Once I Did A Class Where The Instructor Didn't Show Up, And I Just Went To The Front And Did It, And Everyone Followed. So I've Done It Before, And I Love It.

I Went On A Date Once With A Police Officer, Unbeknownst To Me. I Thought He Was A Regular Guy. And When I Found Out That He Was A Police Officer... I Wasn't So Into It. I Got Paranoid That I Would Illegally Cross The Street And Get A Ticket For Jay Walking.

Sometimes, The Only Way To Discover Who We Are, Is By Figuring Out Who We Are Not.

I've Reached A Point Where I'm Comfortable In My Own Skin, And I Do What I Need To Do, To Feel Good, But I'm Built The Way I Am. The Dancer's Feet, The Bruises On My Legs, They're Not Going To Go Away. I Think Real Girls Have Bruises. Tough Chicks Get Bruised. They Get Dirty. And They Have Fun.

To Be Honest, I Don't Watch A Lot Of Tv. It's Kind Of Ironic Because I'm On Tv.