I Live At Home And, If I

I'm Basically A Very Happy Person And I Don't Have To Be Anybody Else.

It's A Good Idea To Wait A Few Months Before Joining Anything When You Arrive At A Village. A Bookseller Friend Who Retired To Nearby Oxfordshire, And Was Worried He Might Be Bored, Got Himself On To Every Village Committee In The First Six Months, And Spent The Next Ten Years Extricating Himself.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.