I Live In L.a., I Go On

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

I Like The Brand Band Of Outsiders. Their Suits Are Cut Really Slim, For Smaller Framed Gentlemen.

I Talk About Stuff Like My Blackberry, Lost, The Internet, Music, Etc. So I Guess That Leads To The "nerd" Moniker. But I Don't Get It That Much To Be Honest. I Guess Its Better Than Being Labeled A "racist" Comedian.