I Live Way Below My Means.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

Though Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Another Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be Bryant Gumbel Or Dan Rather.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.