I'll Argue Anyone Into The Dust When

San Francisco, America's B-movie Imitation Of Paris. San Francisco, The City That Ruined Punk Rock. San Francisco, The Most Intolerant Place In The Country.

My Hatred Is A Thousand Times More Powerful Than All Your Good Intentions.

Hatespeak Is Usually More Honest Than Lovespeak, And It's Always Better Than Doublespeak.

Anyone Who's Ever Had The Misfortune Of Seeing Me Interact With House Pets Knows I Have A Wickedly Strong Paternal Instinct Bordering On The Maternal.

In My Long, Long Years Toiling Around The Publishing Industry, I've Found That Women Simply Don't Stick To The Writing With The Same Fervor That Men Do.