I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.

I Don't Wanna Be Labeled As Straight Or Labeled As Gay. I Just Want People To Look At Me And See Me As White.