I'll Be Happy If I Can Just

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

William F. Buckley Was A Man Who Had A Great Capacity For Fun And For Amusing Himself By Amazing Others.

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'

I Find Most 'sacred Music' Pretty Dismal.