I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When

Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.

My Songs Are Like My Children - I Expect Them To Support Me When I'm Old.

Yeah I Flirt, I'm Not Blind And I'm Not Dead!.

I Don't Know What The Big Deal Is About Old Age. Old People Who Shine From The Inside Look 10 To 20 Years Younger.