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The Married Man Has All But Eliminated That Worry From His Life, Simply Because His Wife Knows All About Him: The Good, The Bad, And The Tiny.

I Was At Home Waiting For Projects. I Was On Parenthood And There Was One Season Left, And I Was Thinking, "what's Next?" I'm At This Age Where I'm Trying To Write My Own Script, And They Sent This Over And I Decided To Put Myself On Tape.

My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope You Win... But If You Do And You Go Up And Say You Love Me, Don't Think It Makes Up For Never Saying It When We're Alone.

Sex After One Child Shows Down. After Twins... Ooh... I'll Tell You What It Is For Us. I'll Share It With You. Every Three Months. We Don't Plan It That Way. That's Just How It Works Out. It's The Weirdest Thing. You Know What I Do? Every Time I Have Sex, The Next Day I Pay My Estimated Tax. My Quarterlies Are Due. If It's Oral Sex, I Renew My Driver's License.

Why Can't I Love Him (a 2 Yr Old Nephew) From Afar? That's How I Want To Love Him - Through Pictures And Folklore.