I'll Be The First To Admit That

I Like To Have Strong Opinions With Nothing To Back Them Up With Besides My Primal Sincerity. I Like Sincerity. I Lack Sincerity.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.

I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just Wanted To Play Rhythm Guitar - Hide In The Back And Just Play.

Zits Are Beauty Marks.