I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel,

I Try To See The Good In Everybody, And I Don't Care Who People Are As Long As They're Themselves, Whatever That Is.

I Never Could Get My Hair To Do What I Wanted It To Do, So I Started Wearing The Wigs. It All Came From A Very Serious Place. I Wanted To Look A Certain Way.

No Matter How Beautiful A Woman Might Be, You're Always Threatened By Certain... You're Always Threatened By

When I'm Inspired, I Get Excited Because I Can't Wait To See What I'll Come Up With Next.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.