I'll Continue To Make The Typical Adam

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult Raising Children The Way I Was Raised.

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

I Bought My Parents Some Stuff. That Feels Kind Of Good To Be Able To Do That. I Got Them A Place In Florida. I Think I'm Allowed To Say That - I Hope My Dad Doesn't Get Mad At Me. But I Don't Spend Money On Myself. I Don't Like Myself Enough Yet. But The People I Love, I Like Spending The Cash On Them.