I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

There's Bad And Then There's Eddy Curry Bad.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.