I'll Oil Wells Love You. I'll Oil

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

So Many Of My Relatives Didn't Get A Chance To Go To School, And My Own Daddy Couldn't Read Or Write.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Be A Drag Queen For Sure. I Like All That Flair And I'd Be Dressing Up In Them High Heels And Putting On The Big Hair. I'd Be Like Ru Paul.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.