I'll Pay You A Million Dollars If

Gasping For Breath, The Body Still Battling For Life.

I Think The Only Person A Writer Has An Obligation To Is Himself. If What I Write Doesn't Fulfill Something In Me, If I Don't Honestly Feel It's The Best I Can Do, Then I'm Miserable.

I Don't Mean I'd Mind Being Rich And Famous. That's Very Much On My Schedule And Someday I'll Try To Get Around To It.

There Is Only One Unpardonable Sin--deliberate Cruelty. All Else Can Be Forgiven.

I'm One Of The World's Greatest Pencil Sharpeners.