I'll Pay You A Million Dollars If

Most Secrets Should Never Be Told, But Especially Those That Are More Menacing To The Listener Than To The Teller.

And Since Gin To Artifice Bears The Same Relation As Tears To Mascara, Her Attractions At Once Dissembled.

The More You Know About Something, The Harder It Becomes. You Become More And More Of A Perfectionist. I Think It's A Curse... It's A Form Of Illness!

When I'm Writing, I Never Write More Than Four Hours A Day.

There Is No Shame — Having A Dirty Face — The Shame Comes When You Keep It Dirty.