I'll Pick "i'm Kidding" Anytime Over "i'm

The Young Are Adept At Learning, But Even More Adept At Avoiding It.

Haitians Weren't Screwed-up, But Everything Political, Intellectual, And Material Around Them Is.

Every Pleasure You Forgoe On Earth Is A Pleasure You Won't Get In Heaven.

In The Third World, Honk Your Horn Only Under The Following Circumstances: 1. When Anything Blocks The Road. 2. When Anything Doesn't. 3. When Anything Might. 4. At Red Lights. 5. At Green Lights. 6. At All Other Times.

If The Japanese Want To Be Taken Seriously As World Financial Powers, They'd Better Quit Using The Same Tailor As Variety Show Chimps.