I'll Play Anyone In Uno And Crush

There Is Something About Spending Christmas Alone, Naked, Sitting By The Christmas Tree Gripping A Shotgun, That Lets You Know Your Life Is Spinning Dangerously Outta Control.

I Have A Lot Of Friends Who Come From Alcoholic Families, And They Aren't Alcoholics, Because Someone Explained It To Them. When I Was In Washington Dc, They Really Talked About The Difference Statistically Between Families That Talk About Drug Addiction And Ones That Don't. The Kids That Can Say "i See Where This Is Going" Have A Much Better Chance Of Not Becoming Addicts, Because They Have Been Educated.

Sometimes I Think I Should Just Buy A Blow-up Party Doll. Same Level Of Intelligence, Plastic, And Full Of Air. The Problem Is, I'd Probably Fall In Love.

Everybody Needs Some Real Rock In Their Lives...whether It's Bands Like Ourselves, Aerosmith Or Stones...or New Bands Like Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold...it's Out There.

When I'm Onstage, I Hope It Looks Like What I Want To See - The Lights, The Pyro, The Band.