I'll Play Anyone In Uno And Crush

If You Were On The Phone With Me And Tommy Right Now, We Would Probably Forget You Were There, We'd Just Be Cracking Jokes. It's Like Beavis And Butthead.

In Life, When The Baggage Gets Too Heavy, You Have To Put It Down.

When I'm Onstage, I'm More In The Audience In My Head Than I Am On The Stage.

If I Could Make A Record In Two Minutes And Thirty Seconds, I'd Do It. I Want The Creativity, And I Don't Give A F - K About The Snare Sound.

Some Girl Asked Me For An Autograph And I Asked Her Why, She Said Because She Admires Me. I Said She Should See A Shrink. Then She Started Crying And I Started Laughing.