I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something

The Long Historian Of My Country's Woes.

Insignificant Mortals, Who Are As Leaves Are, And Now Flourish And Grow Warm With Life, And Feed On What The Ground Gives, But Then Again Fade Away And Are Dead.

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

Pffft, English. Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.

Will Cast The Spear And Leave The Rest To Jove.