I'll Tell You One Thing You Can't

I Wear My Viking Helmet Because The Horns Define How Sharp My Brains Are. If You Try To Rub Me The Wrong Way, I Will Stick You With Both Of My Horns.

I Set Our House On Fire When I Was A Little Child Playing With Lighters. Boy, Did I Burn The Place Down!

I Look More To The Future. That's Where My Head Is At.

Honestly, Flav Is Not Much Of A Video Game Player These Days. But, I Used To Spend Hours On Time Crisis. I Beat All Levels, Man.

The Hype Man's Job Is To Get Everybody Out Of Their Seats And On The Dance Floor To Have A Good Time.