I Look As Young As A Person

We Have Lived Through The Era When Happiness Was A Warm Puppy, And The Era When Happiness Was A Dry Martini, And Now We Have Come To The Era When Happiness Is 'knowing What Your Uterus Looks Like'.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Think You Should Go Grey And That There Is Some Virtue In Looking Wrinkly If You Don't Feel Like It. If You Do, Great. If You Don't, Just My Only Caution Is Watch Out. There Are A Huge Number Of Wrinkle Creams That Do Nothing For You.

Well, It Was A Million Tiny Little Things That, When You Added Them All Up, They Meant We Were Supposed To Be Together... And I Knew It. I Knew It The Very First Time I Touched Her. It Was Like Coming Home... Only To No Home I'd Ever Known... I Was Just Taking Her Hand To Help Her Out Of A Car And I Knew. It Was Like... Magic. - Sleepless In Seattle

You Get To Be A Certain Age And You Start Reading Stuff About The Age You Are, And You Think, What Is Wrong With These People Who Are Writing These Books? Do They Not Have Necks?

No Man Can Be Friends With A Woman He Finds Attractive. He Always Wants To Have Sex With Her. Sex Is Always Out There. Friendship Is Ultimately Doomed And That Is The End Of The Story.