I Look At Life As Being Cruise

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

It Was A Dangerous Profession I Had Chosen ... Because No One Likes A Funny Kid. In Fact, Adults Are Scared Silly Of Them And Tend To Warn Children Who Act Out That They Are Going To Wind Up In Prison Or Worse. It Is Only When You Grow Up That They Pay You Vast Sums Of Money To Make Them Laugh.

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.