I Look At Life As Being Cruise

People Who Live In Glass Houses Have To Wash Their Windows All The Time.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.

As The Economy Gets Better, Everything Else Gets Worse.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

This Is A Wonderful Way To Celebrate An 80th Birthday... I Wanted To Be 65 Again, But They Wouldn't Let Me - Homeland Security.