I Look At Myself Like A Show

Now I Usually Try Not To Give Advice. Information, Yes, Advice, No. But, What Has Worked For Me May Not Work For You. Well, Take For Instance What Has Worked For Me. Wigs. Tight Clothes. Push Up Bras.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Would Rather Rock In My Rocking Chair When I'm Old And Regret A Few Things That I Did Than To Sit There And Regret That I Never Tried.

That Traveling Man Was A Two Time Lover, He Took My Love, Then He Took My Mother.

I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When I'm 100.

Working Nine To Five, What Way To Earn A Living. Barely Getting By... It's All Taking And No Giving. They Use Just Your Mind And They Never Give You Credit. It's Enough To Drive You Crazy If You Let It!