I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

I'm Lucky Because I Intentionally Keep My Overhead Low, And So I Can Say, "no, Thank You."

You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can Tell Anything To.

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

I Think That Whenever A Jew Has Any Kind Of Notoriety, Good Or Bad, The Jews Find It To Be Good.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.