I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me

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The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

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