I Love Horror Movies And I Love

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Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.

I Just Broke Up With My Boyfriend, So I'm Officially Single. But One Thing I Find Unbelievably Annoying Is All These Guys In My Life Who Want To Save Me.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."