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I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't Let Me Know Which One We Are Eating Today.
-Will Rogers
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I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't
Will Rogers
I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't Let Me Know Which One We Are Eating Today.
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