I Love Jokes As Much As Anyone,

If The Future's Looking Dark, We're The Ones Who Have To Shine. If There's No One In Control, We're The Ones Who Draw The Line. Though We Live In Trying Times, We're The Ones Who Have To Try. And We Know That Time Has Wings, So We're The Ones Who Have To Fly.

Don't Try To Change Doofus, Let Doofus Change You.

Those Who Know What's Best For Us Must Rise And Save Us From Ourselves.

While I Believe In All That Freedom, I Also Believe That No One Should Suffer Needlessly.

Playing A Three-hour Rush Show Is Like Running A Marathon While Solving Equations.