I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I'm Just Basking In The Glory.

I Just Love That Spirit That Makes People Do Things That They Probably Shouldn't.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!