I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown?

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

Do You Remember A Little Phenom Called Step Aerobics? If You Do, Then You Know How Crazy It Was To Take Two Ninety-minute Classes In A Row. It’s Incredible That I Didn’t Die From A Blunt Injury To The Back Of My Head From Slipping On My Own Pool Of Sweat.

I'm Not Always In That Good With Middle-aged Heterosexual Men.

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.