I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown?

I'll Be Honest, There's A Part Of Me That Does Think I'm Held To A Different Standard Than My Contemporaries And Peers, And It's A Little Frustrating.

I Am In Love With Larry David.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!