I Love My Comedy Too Much To

I Love People In Elements That They're Not Used To.

There's Something Sexy About A Gut. Not A 400-pound Beer Gut, But A Little Paunch. I Love That.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

Every Movie Is A Love Story.

I Never Felt I Was Missing Anything Ever Until One Day I Stopped Long Enough To Smell The Roses Outside Of This Little Treadmill I'd Gotten Myself Onto And I Realised There Were Other Things That I Like That I Didn't Know. I Realised I Didn't Like Certain Things In My Life That I Then Got Rid Of And It Just Opened The Door To A Plethora Of Other Things That Entered.