I Love My Daughter, But There's A

I Don't Need To Pat Myself On The Back Until My Arm Breaks. I Don't Need Any Of That.

I Became The Storyteller Of South Side Chicago. I Used An Old Kiwi Liquid Shoe Polish As A Microphone. I'd Go Around The House Interviewing Everybody, Telling Stupid Jokes, Doing Voices. I Mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., People On 'laugh-in,' Flip Wilson.

They Say If You Don't Have Your Health You Ain't Got Nothing, But The Truth Is You Ain't Got Nothing If You Don't Have No One To Worry About Your Health.

People Like Rumors. They're Going To Say Things Like, 'you Was At The Club With Lil' Kim, And You And Kanye West Got Into A Fist Fight.' You Can't Get Upset. You've Got To Keep Hope Alive.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.