I Love People In Elements That They're

I Can Install Toilets. I Know All About The Wax Ring. I Can Tile Floors. I'm Learning How To Do Basic Wiring.

I Always Had Boyfriends, But I Never Imagined A Proposal Or A Wedding. To Me, That Was Like Having A Ball And Chain Round Your Neck.

I Don't Need Any More Stories. I Have Enough Stories. I Need A Life.

I Have A Thing For Red-haired Irish Boys, As We Know.

Everyone Told Me To Pass On Speed Because It Was A 'bus Movie.'