I Love Singing Along To The Radio

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.