I Love Story Songs Because I've Always

I Bought All Those [fitness] Videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I Love To Sit And Eat Cookies And Watch 'em.

My Lips, I've Used Collagen. I Line My Lips With Collagen.

I Never Tried Quitting, And I Never Quit Trying.

I Do Wear Wigs. ... I Sometimes Make The Joke About Me Standing On A Hilltop With My Hair Blowing In The Wind - And Me Too Proud To Run After It.

I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals.