I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well

Can I Say Anything Good About Ken Livingstone? A Long Time Ago He Did Some Good Things, But I Can't Now Remember What Any Of Them Were.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.

It Was The Kind Of Blind, Gulping, Insensate Greed That You Associate With Some Milk-eyed Creature In A Volcanic Fissure At The Bottom Of The Marianas Trench-an Organism With No Understanding Of The Existence, Let Alone The Feelings, Of Other Members Of The Ecosystem.

I Am Supporting David Cameron Purely Out Of Cynical Self-interest.

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.