I Love The Nfl. I Don't Have

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

You Don't Have To Be Great To Be Successful. Look At Phil Collins.

My Wife Would Say I'm Not Romantic At All, But I Would Say That I'm The Ultimate Romancer Because I Write About... Life Being Brilliant.

We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester Thing. It's A Trait. We Just Like Pissing People Off.

Progression Is Going Forwards. Going Backwards Is Regression. Going Sideways Is Just Gression.