I Love Velveeta Cheese.

There's Nothing Like White Trash At The White House.

I Do Wear Wigs. ... I Sometimes Make The Joke About Me Standing On A Hilltop With My Hair Blowing In The Wind - And Me Too Proud To Run After It.

Being Brought Up Very Religious, I Have A Fear Of People That Look To Idol Gods.

I Was Probably 7 Years Old When I Started Playing The Guitar And Writing Some Serious Songs.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.