I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It,

I Had Holes In My Jeans Well Before It Was Fashionable.

Daytime Friends And Night Time Lovers, Hoping That No One Else Discovers.

My Mom Loved To Sing - And I'll Go On Record And Say She Was The Worst Singer Ever. I'd Get Up And Move Away From Her!

Growing Older Is Not Upsetting; Being Perceived As Old Is.

Music Is What I Am, Everything Else Is What I Do.