I Love Watching Keep-fit Videos While Munching

I Feel Blessed That I Still Have The Little Dolly In My Heart, I'm Still The Same Girl That Wants To Squeeze Every Little Drop Out Of Life That I Can.

People Are Always Asking Me In Interviews, 'what Do You Think Of Foreign Affairs?' I Just Say, 'i've Had A Few.'

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

You're No Elvis Presley, I'm No Marilyn Monroe, But I Do Think You're Sexy, Just Thought I'd Tell You So.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.