I Loved Feeling Special. I Hated Feeling

Childhood Is The Small Town Everyone Came From.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

You Don't Want To Get That Sort Of Sound In Your Writing That Boing That Gives You Away.

Life Is Unjust And This Is What Makes It So Beautiful. Every Day Is A Gift. Be Brave And Take Hold Of It.