I Loved Feeling Special. I Hated Feeling

You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta Get Your Neighbor To Call Your Dog.

One Reads Books In Order To Gain The Privilege Of Living More Than One Life. People Who Don't Read Are Trapped In A Mine Shaft, Even If They Think The Sun Is Shining.

Freedom Doesn't Mean Aimlessness. We Can't Just Sleepwalk Through Life.... Freedom Demands Structure.

English Is The Perfect Language For Preachers Because It Allows You To Talk Until You Think Of What To Say.

Just Because We're Fictional Characters Doesn't Mean You Can Pick Us Up And Move Us Anywhere You Want.--the People Of Lake Woebegon