I Loved That Song ["don't Tell Me"],

This Is Pop Music. You've Got A Candidate For President Of The United States Using It, That's Hitting The Biggest Audience You're Ever Going To Hit In Your Entire Friggin' Life. And You Don't Want That? Bullshit. That's What You Want. It's Not Even For Success Or Fortune, It's Because That's The Power Of The Song.

If I Would Have Ever Dreamed That I Wouldn't Be In Van Halen Anymore And Was Going To Have Resume My Solo Career Again, I Would Have Never Contributed Anything Towards My Own Greatest Hits Package.

I've Never Met Or Spoken To David Lee Roth, Yet It's Rather Ironic That Even He's Saying Eddie's Lying About Things. I'm Saying He's Not Telling The Truth, Yet Eddie Insists That The Two Of Us Are Lying! You Be The Judge.

Write Me Up For 125, Poster My Face Wanted Dead Or Alive. Take My License All That Jive, I Can't Drive 55.

I Had Been Reading This Book About Zen Koan Philosophy, And It Was Talking About The Right Here And The Right Now, And How Important It Is, And I Was Really Trying To Get There In My Life.