I Loved The Old Stories In National

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'