I Loved To Always Get Naked. I

The American Audience Has Really Opened Up To Women Being A.) Funny And B.) Kinda Crude. 'bridesmaids' Is R-rated, And I Think It Was A Major Coup For Women To Have An R-rated Comedy That Did Really Well. Same As 'bad Teacher.'

I Just Feel Like, If I Drink, I Want To Drink A Case Of Beer And Not Two Beers. Two Beers Doesn't Do Anything For Me.

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

I Lose My Cell Phone So Much That I Switch It Every Month Or So, But Sony Ericsson Is Usually What I Use.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.