I'm A Big Boy, But I Can

I Still Come Out To Music That's In Spanish. There's No Denying Who I Am, But I've Just Made It To Where My Performance Is So Anybody Can Understand It - Whether You're 10 Years Old Or 80 Years Old.

We Can Choose Our Family. We Can't Choose Our Relatives.

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".