I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows.

We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

I Think We All Feel The Same Things Most Of The Time, We Just Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. When I'm On Stage, I Say It. The Truth Makes People Laugh.

My Wife Gave Me A Book Before We Got Married, Oh, The Places You'll Go!, By Dr. Seuss. She Was Trying To Tell Me Something, About What I Was Capable Of, But I Didn't Get It. Over Time, I've Sort Of Lived The Message In That Book, And I Couldn't Have Without What Golf Taught Me. So I Put It In My Bag While I Played The Old Course, And On The Last Hole When I Posed On The Swilcan Bridge, I Held It Up.

I Used To Be Ashamed By The Way That I Grew Up. I Tried To Lie My Way Through Better Times, But When You Think That Honesty And Truth Is Really Your Best Weapon You Embrace It And Put It Behind You. In The End, It Drives You And Motivates You To Do Good Work. No One Should Be Ashamed About Where They Come From As Long As You Desire To Be A Compassionate And Decent Person.

Memories, Priceless. Well Not Really Priceless, But There You Go!